BRANSON FOR PRIME MINISTER

Richard Branson is a genius.
Everything he touches turns to gold.
Branson for Prime Minister.
You know it makes sense.

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I Want One

I am so getting one of these when I finally make it...
http://www.ministatements.co.uk/

We love you, Virgin, but don't get ahead of yourselves...

I was just browsing the Virgin Galactic website, thinking how cool it would be to go into space, when I stumbled across this statement:

"...these spaceships will allow affordable sub-orbital space tourism for the first time in the history of the universe".

Now, while I have nothing but respect for Virgin's noble vision of putting the common man into space, and truly believe that Richard Branson should be made Prime Minister, I have a problem with this statement. How can Virgin possibly make this claim? How do they know that somewhere, in a galaxy far far away, but still within the confines of the Universe, Aliens aren't already enjoying affordable space travel, sub-orbital or otherwise? In fact, if Aliens are as highly evolved as some would have us believe, it's quite possible, even likely, that they have been touring space on the cheap for quite some time.

Despite this slip-up by Virgin's PR team, I'm still looking forward to the day when I can afford to fly into space with them. Check it out: http://www.virgingalactic.com/

Never Fear Man Is Here!

The human race. How great we are. We can make a thousand tons of steel as light a feather, we can communicate with anyone, anywhere in the world by the touch of a button, we've put a man in space, a man on the moon and watched him tee-off.
But we can't get buses to work in the snow.

WE SUCK.

Ever seen a bloke that looks like a thumb?

Star Wars Retold... by somebody who hasn't seen it

I'm not even gonna write anything - this is fucking funny, and will keep 'No More Suits' off MSN for a whole 3 minutes, which can only be a good thing.

Boredom Leads To The Dark Side

Boredom leads to msn which leads to "hi how are you" comments to people you try to avoid. This then leads to txting randoms on your phone just to have someone kind of contact with the outside world. Then comes the tele. Programmes you never knew existed because they are so mind numbingly boring they should be illegal, yet you watch with a hungry fascination like the information will one day help you on "who wants to be a millionaire". Then comes the trip to the fridge. It's the same as when you last looked, except this time you spot a piece of cheese you missed first time round. After all of this you finally have a great idea to relieve yourself from boredom's grasp...

...you sign in to msn.

NEED A JOB

French Cuisine

Love Channel 4's new adverts promoting people to learn new languages. This is my favourite overall. The animation is reminiscent of the artist Blu and the tune's not bad either.