Yoda Says No More Suits

There are always casualties in war. Watford is no different. This post is for our fallen comrades, who have suffered whilst serving their tour at Watford.

Max was our first casualty. We haven't seen or heard from him since week 3 of the course. Sightings have been reported in Marrakesh, Iran and Paris.

Rich was assaulted by a flying football. He acquired a broken wrist but more importantly the name "Mr Glass". But he did save the ball from going in.

Clem suffered "Stress Rash" on both his hands from working late nights to complete a book in a week. So that's what they're calling it these day.

Thom's lip swelled and his legs turned blue. He was admitted to the A&E at North Berwick hospital outside Edinburgh and given an anti-histamine shot. He puts this down to the "Pre-Easter drubbing" he got, from who is unknown.

Nick had a pain in his heart, luckily it wasn't a heart attack but stress related heartburn. Personally i think it was the dodgey kebab he had consumed. And for the record he really does have a pillow for a head.

Any other unsung heroes will be added and this post reposted.